Exclusive: Microsoft's Mindblowing Originality

Look here I am with my very own MS Origami. But wait no it's not! It's a 3 year old Paceblade that has been sitting in our warehouse collecting dust. Why!? Because NOBODY WANTS TO BUY THEM! There is no real market for the Tablet PC. Rebadging tablets as Ultra Mobile won't fool anyone. Come on Microsoft come up with something new. Apple Newton clones just won't do!

I bet Microsoft are waiting for Apple to release a Mobile Mac Mini before copying it and lauching Ultra Portable Series 2.